33 Movie Quotes about Nuns (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about nuns, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 _, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns, and get them so horny they'd be _ing each other.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

2 Hey, tell me, were you ever married? Oh, I get it. Your husband kaput with you and got himself a concubine. So you couldn't stand that, being the second best. And so, you went into a nunnery and had your had cut to forget the whole thing, right?

Polly Ling-Feng Shang-Kuan as Tse Pei-Pei in 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

3 So fourth brother wants a little nun to pray with him. That's just to make sure that his prayers will be answered. Is that right? -Then it's not so bad to be a monk, uh?

Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984)

4 Do you want to become a nun? Don't you think that's a waste? No wonder I couldn't find you.

Lo Jui as Sun Yu Ting in Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

5 It's not a bunch of nuns in a station wagon. It's two hippies in a green van.

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

6 What if it goes and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that? -Nun soup? -Ben!

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

7 Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?

Jack Black as Ignacio "Nacho" in Nacho Libre

8 The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun.

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

9 There is this nun. I just wish I could take off this robe so she could see how strong I am.

Jack Black as Ignacio "Nacho" in Nacho Libre

10 Now listen to this.... Dangerously and accomplices dressed as nuns, driving a sedan covered with... you'll love this, duckies and bunnies.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously