33 Movie Quotes about Nuns with AudioUpdated: Mar 15, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Hey, tell me, were you ever married? Oh, I get it. Your husband kaput with you and got himself a concubine. So you couldn't stand that, being the second best. And so, you went into a nunnery and had your had cut to forget the whole thing, right? Quote from 18 Jade Arhats (1978) 2 _, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns, and get them so horny they'd be _ing each other. Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street 3 So fourth brother wants a little nun to pray with him. That's just to make sure that his prayers will be answered. Is that right? -Then it's not so bad to be a monk, uh? Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984) 4 Go scare a nun. Quote from The Hunchback of Notre Dame 5 Do you want to become a nun? Don't you think that's a waste? No wonder I couldn't find you. Quote from Shaolin vs. Lama (1983) 6 What if it goes and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that? -Nun soup? -Ben! Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Austin Pendleton as Dr. Howard Marner in Short Circuit (1986) 7 It's not a bunch of nuns in a station wagon. It's two hippies in a green van. Quote from Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke 8 Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun? Quote from Nacho Libre 9 Tell me, what did you become a nun? Hey, I mean, it's no fun. Can't eat fish, can't eat meat, you have plain robes, can't marry... Must be lonely. Yeah, every night. Quote from 18 Jade Arhats (1978) 10 The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun. Quote from Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 ► >>