Ben Jabituya Movie Quotes & Lines – 29 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Ben Jabituya, the flamboyant and often overconfident character from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Bye-bye, goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground. No mistake. Stat.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

2 I am thinking she's a virgin. Or at least she used to be.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

3 Well, I have to go to the jack, so wait for me. -The john.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

4 What if it goes and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that? -Nun soup? -Ben!

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

5 I feel like I've been cooped up inside this lab for ever. -Well, it is an opportunity to spread your legs. Good to smell the breezes, hm?

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

6 Newton... You know what is out there in the Great Outdoors? Girls. Hmm... With brassieres and legs.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

7 You have a working knowledge of girls? -No, but I read about 'em. -Well then, maybe I can furnish you with some schematic drawings.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

8 You know what many people are liking at night? -What? -Headlights. -Oh yeah! It's a lot better. Thanks. -Definitely.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

9 Oh cha! This is a barrel of monkeys! Let us go scrape up some female chicks.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

10 As we are fond of saying in my country, marketplace make dull home for rodents.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)