Ben Jabituya Movie Quotes & Lines – 29 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Ben Jabituya, the flamboyant and often overconfident character from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

21 Look, it's going berserk. Ben, how did this happen? -Who is knowing how to read a mind of a robot?

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

22 Great! So instead of 11 million dollars on the loose we're gonna have 22? -And plus, we are needing gas money.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Austin Pendleton as Dr. Howard Marner in Short Circuit (1986)

23 Can you believe it's been about five years since I've driven? -I would say ten. -It's all coming back to me though.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

24 Where are you from anyway? -Bakersfield originally. -No, I mean your ancestors. -Oh, them. Pittsburgh.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

25 It's top secret crap. -Yeah, that's what I figure.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

26 Will you quit doing that? -You think I'm doing this for my own self-gratification?

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

27 Hi, honey! What is for dinner?

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

28 Oh, those bunch of male-type organs! -Right. -That's what I'm meaning.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

29 A child of four could tell them that. -That is why they are needing you. Come on now, hurry up.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)