Ben Jabituya Movie Quotes & Lines – 29 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Ben Jabituya, the flamboyant and often overconfident character from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you... You will be awarded a cake.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

12 Oh bulldyke! You cannot hold your water with that story.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

13 Newton, we are wasting valueless time.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

14 I am standing here beside myself.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

15 It's not being a him. It's only being wires and several mechanisms and other such machine type apparatus, for the Pete of sake, the sate of Peekle.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

16 What do we do now? -Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run. -Good answer. -Ooh!

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

17 Maybe we have created another Frankfurter's monster.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

18 Well, the cat is dragged in a sight for four eyes, that is for sure. You look dreadful.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

19 Wait a minute. If you are thinking what I'm thinking you're thinking, then you're thinking that that female chick is some sort of super-hacker or something.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

20 No, wait! Rethink yourself!

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)