Steve Guttenberg Movie Quotes & Lines – 25 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 It's malfunctioning and it needs to be repaired. -Life is not a malfunction.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

2 A child of four could tell them that. -That is why they are needing you. Come on now, hurry up.

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

3 Originally I had non-military purposes in mind. I designed it as a marital aid.

As Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

4 Howard, OK it's malfunctioning, but think about it. What a malfunction!

As Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

5 I feel like I've been cooped up inside this lab for ever. -Well, it is an opportunity to spread your legs. Good to smell the breezes, hm?

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

6 You have a working knowledge of girls? -No, but I read about 'em. -Well then, maybe I can furnish you with some schematic drawings.

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

7 You know what many people are liking at night? -What? -Headlights. -Oh yeah! It's a lot better. Thanks. -Definitely.

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

8 You calling me a liar? -No, no, but maybe you have amnesia.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

9 It's a machine. It doesn't get scared. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad. It just runs programs. -Yeah, well how do you explain that?

As Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

10 What do we do now? -Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run. -Good answer. -Ooh!

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)