Steve Guttenberg: 25 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Steve Guttenberg

Movie quotes delivered by Steve Guttenberg, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 It's malfunctioning and it needs to be repaired. -Life is not a malfunction.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

2 Well, of course I know it's wrong to kill, but who told you? -I told me.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

3 It's a machine. It doesn't get scared. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad. It just runs programs. -Yeah, well how do you explain that?

As Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

4 What do we do now? -Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run. -Good answer. -Ooh!

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

5 Mm-hm. I understand. They can seem quite lifelike, but they are still machines just like your stereo or your vacuum cleaner.

As Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

6 Sure. She's a super-hacker. First she cracked the Nova access code. Then she deciphered the language I invented all while we were sitting in the bar. Which was great.

As Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

7 The rabbi says, No, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever God wants, He keeps.

As Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

8 He made a duplicate of himself from all these spare parts. That's incredible! This guy's a genius! -Well, above average.

As Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

9 What's the matter? Is he laughing? -Yeah! Yeah! And the joke wasn't even that funny and I think I screwed up the punchline.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

10 Originally I had non-military purposes in mind. I designed it as a marital aid.

As Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

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