Number 5 The Robot: 77 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Number 5, the curious and sentient robot from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Ah! More input, Stephanie. More! -There isn't any more. You've read everything in the house.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

2 Hello, bozos.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

3 Hey! Laser lips! You're mamma was a snow-blower.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

4 Malfunction!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

5 Malfunction. Need input. -Input. That's information. Listen, I am full of it.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

6 Number 1, you're outta there.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

7 Hey, you know what? You're not a bad dancer. -Dancing fool.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

8 Life, not malfunction. Not malfunction. I am alive.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

9 Who is your programmer? -Me!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

10 Mmm, this'll be some good slop!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)