Number 5 The Robot: 77 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 8

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Number 5, the curious and sentient robot from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

71 Stephanie... change color.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

72 Fresh OJ? Not from concentrate. -Uh, thanks.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

73 No! Not disassemble Stephanie. Hoe-ha!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

74 Well, the next time they mess with us, we're gonna kick _. -Kick _? Donkey, mule, burro.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

75 A can of soup - a meal in itself!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

76 Have a heart! -Have a Heart, Don't Cry, Little Girl, Smile Your Tears Away and dozens of other hits all on this big two-record set.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

77 But you can't die. You're a machine. -No. -No, you're not a machine? -Yes. -Yes you are or yes you're not? -Yes. -Yes what? -Yes not.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)