Number 5 The Robot Movie Quotes & Lines – 77 Classics (+ Audio) - page 8

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Number 5, the curious and sentient robot from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

71 Sorry, time's up.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

72 My dad left me a few acres up in Montana. I hear it's beautiful there at this time of year. -Great idea! I say we cruise on up there and check it out.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

73 Hi, honey! I'm home!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

74 Great. I drive. You two work this out.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

75 A can of soup - a meal in itself!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

76 Have a heart! -Have a Heart, Don't Cry, Little Girl, Smile Your Tears Away and dozens of other hits all on this big two-record set.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

77 But you can't die. You're a machine. -No. -No, you're not a machine? -Yes. -Yes you are or yes you're not? -Yes. -Yes what? -Yes not.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)