Number 5 The Robot Movie Quotes & Lines – 77 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Number 5, the curious and sentient robot from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 Say, pilgrim, that like to parted my hair.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

52 Need input. Input.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

53 Malfunction. Need input. -Input. Right, right. You got it. OK.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

54 Oh! Beautiful!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

55 Light bulb! -No. Sun. -Beautiful no sun. -Beautiful sun.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

56 Boy, am I the jerk of the world. You're just programmed. -Jerk of the world, turkey, idiot, pain in the _.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

57 Reassemble. -Huh? -Reassemble.- I can't reassemble him. You squashed him. He's dead.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

58 Escape! Escape! Flee! Hide! Refuge!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

59 Disassemble. Dead. Disassemble Number 5. Dead.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

60 Number 5 not just robot.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)