Number 5 The Robot: 77 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Number 5, the curious and sentient robot from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

41 Hey! I hope you bought enough for everybody. Give me one too, Steph. Ah! Whoo! Right on the sensor!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

42 Colt 45. Semi-automatic. Playdough!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

43 Error. Grasshopper disassembled.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

44 Holy _! -No _. Where see _?

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

45 Disassemble. Dead. Disassemble... dead! -Hey! Slow down! -No disassemble!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

46 Disassemble? No!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

47 Well, of course I know it's wrong to kill, but who told you? -I told me.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

48 Programming says, Destroy. Is disassemble, make dead. Number 5 cannot.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

49 Number 5 is alive.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

50 No. No disassemble.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)