Number 5 The Robot Movie Quotes & Lines – 77 Classics (+ Audio) - page 5

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Number 5, the curious and sentient robot from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

41 One of them comes near you, you blast 'em. Just burn his butt with your laser. -Burn? -Yeah.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

42 Oh, take heart, little lady. I'll fix their wagon.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

43 Yes! Beautiful stars better see!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

44 Uh-uh! Switches are MY switches.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

45 Programming says, Destroy. Is disassemble, make dead. Number 5 cannot.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

46 Well, of course I know it's wrong to kill, but who told you? -I told me.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

47 Holy _! -No _. Where see _?

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

48 Hey! I hope you bought enough for everybody. Give me one too, Steph. Ah! Whoo! Right on the sensor!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

49 Counterfeit, facsimile, replica.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

50 Number 5 stupid name. Want to be Kevin. Or Dave. -Just watch the road, OK? -Maybe Johnny. Yeah, Johnny Five. That's cool.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)