Number 5 The Robot Movie Quotes & Lines – 77 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Number 5, the curious and sentient robot from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 Wait! It'll get cold!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

32 You wanna play rough, I can sure oblige ya.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

33 Frankie, you broke the unwritten law. You ratted on your friends. When you do that, Frankie, your enemies don't respect ya. Ya got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

34 Where the hell are we? -New York City. -No, I don't think so. Try the other side. -OK. Oh! Texaco!

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

35 Strategy. -What about it? -Need some. Quick.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot; Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

36 Not bozos. -What? -One bozo.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

37 That waps you up, you wascally wobot! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

38 Well, when you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

39 Come, Stephanie. We be German!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

40 Hmm, cars. Dumb machines.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)