Well, when you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

— Number 5 The Robot (Tim Blaney)

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4 seconds sound clip from the Short Circuit (1986) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:13:59.412 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Target located. Elevation 16 degrees. Fire.

- Holy moly! Um... Um...

- Elevation 22 degrees.

- Down boy!

- Access lower. 17 degrees.

- Temper, temper!

- No, don't fire. Don't light a match.

- Well, when you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

(NUMBER 5 WHISTLES COLONEL BOGEY MARCH)

- Oh no! Nova!

- Let me tell you something. I don't like these Nova guys any more than you do. In fact, I don't care if they ever get Number 5 back, but I wanna see it.

- If I show you where he is, do I have your word, you will not experiment on him, you will not flip his switches, and you will not take him apart?

- Absolutely. You have my word.

[...]

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