35 Movie Quotes about Bathroom (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

Memorable quotes about bathroom, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?

Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein (1974)

2 Excuse me, Ron I, uh, need to use the bathroom. I think it's the pâté.

Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

3 I hope the bathroom is clean. If it ain't, I don't give a damn.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)

4 Me and your mama did it in a Rustler Steak House bathroom when I was 17. And then you showed up.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

5 You're driving along, driving along... The kids yell from the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

6 Michael, you'll find that if you add some pine-scented detergent to your scrub water, you'll give your bathrooms that fresh outdoor aroma.

Ernest Borgnine as Dominic Santini in Airwolf (1984)

7 He went to the bathroom. I guess he got all thawed out.

Benjamin Bratt as Alfredo Garcia in Demolition Man

8 Well, I had to go to the bathroom.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

9 I have to use the bathroom. -It's, uh... right over there.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

10 Hey, Mikey, gotta go to the bathroom?

Sean Astin as Michael "Mikey" Walsh in The Goonies