30 Movie Quotes about Bathroom (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 8, 2025

Memorable quotes about bathroom, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?

Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein (1974)

2 Excuse me, Ron I, uh, need to use the bathroom. I think it's the pâté.

Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

3 Me and your mama did it in a Rustler Steak House bathroom when I was 17. And then you showed up.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

4 There is no bathroom!

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

5 You're driving along, driving along... The kids yell from the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

6 Michael, you'll find that if you add some pine-scented detergent to your scrub water, you'll give your bathrooms that fresh outdoor aroma.

Ernest Borgnine as Dominic Santini in Airwolf (1984)

7 I hope the bathroom is clean. If it ain't, I don't give a damn.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)

8 Where your bathroom at, player? I got to piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind him.

Katt Williams as Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002)

9 He went to the bathroom. I guess he got all thawed out.

Benjamin Bratt as Alfredo Garcia in Demolition Man

10 Well, I had to go to the bathroom.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

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