35 Movie Quotes about Bathroom (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

Memorable quotes about bathroom, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?

Quote from Young Frankenstein (1974)

2 Excuse me, Ron I, uh, need to use the bathroom. I think it's the pâté.

Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

3 I hope the bathroom is clean. If it ain't, I don't give a damn.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)

4 Me and your mama did it in a Rustler Steak House bathroom when I was 17. And then you showed up.

Quote from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

5 You're driving along, driving along... The kids yell from the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!

Quote from Tommy Boy (1995)

6 Michael, you'll find that if you add some pine-scented detergent to your scrub water, you'll give your bathrooms that fresh outdoor aroma.

Ernest Borgnine as Dominic Santini in Airwolf (1984)

7 He went to the bathroom. I guess he got all thawed out.

Benjamin Bratt as Alfredo Garcia in Demolition Man

8 Well, I had to go to the bathroom.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

9 I have to use the bathroom. -It's, uh... right over there.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

10 Hey, Mikey, gotta go to the bathroom?

Quote from The Goonies