37 Movie Quotes about Bathroom with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Sep 25, 2026

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11 You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.

12 How do you go to the bathroom in space? -It's a highly technical process of cranking down the window and looking for a gas station which...

Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13

13 I bounced along in that trunk a long time. Five hours later, I had given up hope of ever going to a regular bathroom again.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

14 Dost thou have a washroom? Thank thee.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

15 Harry, what are you doing in there? -I'm just... I'm cleaning my teeth!

16 What's all this? Looks like Darth Vader's bathroom.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

17 Well, I have to go to the jack, so wait for me. -The john.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

18 Well, when you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

19 I got to go to the bathroom. -Dinner is served! -Never mind. I can hold it.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek 2

20 Honey, I just have to go to the bathroom. -Let's go together. -Jimmy, come on. -I'm just kidding, eh? Go.

Goran Visnjic as Jimmy Angelov; Nicole Kidman as Gillian Owens in Practical Magic (1998)