37 Movie Quotes about Bathroom with Audio – Page 4

Updated: Sep 25, 2026

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31 Who are you? -Who am I? -Yeah, who are you? -I'm the guy that put the bathrooms in this joint. That's who I am. -Now I know why the place stinks, okay, pal?

Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

32 And the bathroom. -I thought that's what it was.

John Wayne as J.b. Books; Lauren Bacall as Bond Rogers in The Shootist

33 I love it here. You don't gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom. And your house is always parked in the same place.

Quote from Christmas Vacation (1989)

34 Who's in the bathroom? That eggnog about to kick back up on me. You know I got them bad guts.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday After Next (2002)

35 What the _? There's no T.P. in the bathroom. -What about the piece stuck to your shoe?

Quote from Super Troopers

36 Eat it on the 4th of July, by the 18th, everybody in the whole neighborhood trying to get to the bathrooms.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

37 Where's the bathroom?

Quote from Dr. Strangelove