30 Movie Quotes about Bathroom (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Oct 8, 2025

Memorable quotes about bathroom, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Harry, what are you doing in there? -I'm just... I'm cleaning my teeth!

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson; Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

22 What's all this? Looks like Darth Vader's bathroom.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

23 Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show, ready to double-team your girlfriend...

Luke Wilson as Mitch in Old School

24 Eat it on the 4th of July, by the 18th, everybody in the whole neighborhood trying to get to the bathrooms.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

25 I love it here. You don't gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom. And your house is always parked in the same place.

Chevy Chase as Clark in Christmas Vacation (1989)

26 Who's in the bathroom? That eggnog about to kick back up on me. You know I got them bad guts.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday After Next (2002)

27 What the _? There's no T.P. in the bathroom. -What about the piece stuck to your shoe?

Jay Chandrasekhar as Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn in Super Troopers

28 Oh, great. Can't wait to see what the bathrooms look like.

Linden Ashby as Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat (1995)

29 And the bathroom. -I thought that's what it was.

John Wayne as J.B. Books in The Shootist

30 Where's the bathroom?

Peter Sellers as Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

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