G. W. Bailey Movie Quotes & Lines – 6 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 I'm telling you right now, this little fart of a robot is beginning to give me the red _.

As Captain Skroeder in Short Circuit (1986)

2 It's malfunctioning. It might not do anything. -But it could decide to blow away anything that moves, couldn't it? Couldn't it, Crosby?

G. W. Bailey as Captain Skroeder; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

3 What the hell is the matter with you, you four-eyed idiot?

As Captain Skroeder in Short Circuit (1986)

4 Doctor, how many kids you got? -None. -Well, let me tell you something, Doctor. I've got three of them. Three dandy little Schroeders and I want them to be adults, not barbecues, so don't you give me any of your _.

As Captain Skroeder in Short Circuit (1986)

5 Howard, we are going to have to put up some roadblocks and I'm going to need some Hueys. -Some what? -Helicopters, Howard. Jesus Christ! -I thought they were choppers. -Well, now they're called Hueys. -Well, why wasn't I notified?

G. W. Bailey as Captain Skroeder; Austin Pendleton as Dr. Howard Marner in Short Circuit (1986)

6 Just doing my job, sir. -Maybe from now on, you can do it somewhere else.

G. W. Bailey as Captain Skroeder; Austin Pendleton as Dr. Howard Marner in Short Circuit (1986)