14 Movie Quotes about Toilet with Audio

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

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1 Hey, have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous.

Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in Elf (2003)

2 What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?

Quote from Young Frankenstein (1974)

3 I hope the bathroom is clean. If it ain't, I don't give a damn.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)

4 Well, I had to go to the bathroom.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

5 I have to use the bathroom. -It's, uh... right over there.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

6 Every spring, the toilets explode.

Quote from Animal House (1978)

7 I know why this guy's the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him.

8 Dost thou have a washroom? Thank thee.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

9 Well, when you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

10 Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open a window.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)