14 Movie Quotes about Toilet (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about toilet, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Hey, have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)

2 What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?

Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein (1974)

3 I hope the bathroom is clean. If it ain't, I don't give a damn.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)

4 Well, I had to go to the bathroom.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

5 I have to use the bathroom. -It's, uh... right over there.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

6 Every spring, the toilets explode.

John Belushi as John "Bluto" Blutarsky in Animal House (1978)

7 I know why this guy's the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him.

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

8 Dost thou have a washroom? Thank thee.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

9 Well, when you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

10 Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open a window.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)