Number 5 The Robot Movie Quotes & Lines – 77 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Number 5, the curious and sentient robot from Short Circuit, in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 Life, not malfunction. Not malfunction. I am alive.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

12 Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

13 You are... here. Here, Oregon. -Oregon! -Home of the beaver, famous for cherries. -Beavers. Cherries.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

14 Input! More input! -OK. No problem. Um... Volume two, no problem.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

15 Ooh! Animal! Mammal! Skunk! -Oh!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

16 No! No! Oh, my china. -Numerous fragments. Some large, some small.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

17 Woo-woo-woo-woo! Input!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

18 Call now. Our operators are standing by.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

19 Beautiful animal. Mammal. Canine. Dog. Mutt.

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)

20 Woolly mammals! Sheep! Source of sweaters!

Tim Blaney in Short Circuit (1986)