48 Movie Quotes about Oil (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about oil, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Sorry, miss, I was giving myself an oil job.

Marvin Miller as Robby The Robot in Forbidden Planet (1956)

2 That's fry oil.

Quote from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

3 The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission. -What? All I wanted was an oil change.

Jim Carrey as The Mask Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994)

4 Lubricate the sword, use lots of oil... to make it impossible to get a grip on the blade

Quote from Born Invincible (1978)

5 Don't cry now. We haven't got the oilcan, and you've been squeaking enough as it is.

Ray Bolger as Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

6 It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government! They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man.

George Carlin as Fillmore in Cars

7 Very strange. These cases are filled with oil disguised as soy sauce. Someone plans to burn the ship?

Quote from Shogun Assassin (1980)

8 Yeah, diesels love their oil like a sailor loves his rum. -Huh! Yes, they do. Why is that, Captain Ron? -Ah, nobody knows. Huh.

Quote from Captain Ron

9 Thank the maker! This oil bath is going to feel so good.

Anthony Daniels as C 3po in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

10 And every summer, there she is, lotioning, oiling, oiling, lotioning.

Michael Squints Palledorous in The Sandlot (1993)