Oh, I'm glad because I've forgotten where mine is.
4 seconds sound clip from the Desk Set (1957) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:12:25 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I'm independently wealthy, you know. I've made this cruise often.
- Yes. Something about the way you wear that pencil in your hair spells money.
- Isn't money a lovely thing? I do hope they don't take it away from us.
- Who?
- They.
- Would you like to sit down? My deck chair is right next to yours.
- Oh, I'm glad because I've forgotten where mine is.
- It's right here. Right here.
- Oh, my! What lovely steamer rugs.
- Tell me, skipper, why have you never married? Don't you like women?
- Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. I like women, specifically as a sex and specifically.
- But not pacifically enough to get married.
[...]