The next time she calls and she hears what shape you're in, mangled and helpless, she's gonna hop the first plane from New York.

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8 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:23:09 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- You know, Harry, I've seen guys carry a torch before, but you're the champ. You could carry it from Greece to Mexico City to open the next Olympic Games

- You out of your skull? You know how many girls I've had since Sandy? There was Phyllis. There was Sheila. There was Janet...

- Use the other hand. That one's numb.

- Don't give me with that torch. As far as I'm concerned, it's...

- The funny thing is, she still cares about you.

- The hell she does.

- Did you hear her? Did you hear her on the phone? She was practically crying.

- The next time she calls and she hears what shape you're in, mangled and helpless, she's gonna hop the first plane from New York.

- You play along with me, Harry, and you'll get your wife back.

- Who wants her?

- You do. Because you still love her.

- So we open the kid up and what do you think we find? Three buttons, a thumbtack, and 27 cents in change. Parents couldn't afford to pay for the operation so I kept the 27 cents.

- I'm Dr. Krugman. How are you feeling today?

- Oh, pretty good.

- He means, considering.

- What do the X-rays show?

- Kind of curious myself. I was sitting on the 40-yard line. Oy, gevalt!

- You said it, Doctor.

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Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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