- This is ridiculous. There's nothin' wrong with me.
- That's what you think.

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5 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:15:28 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- What are you talking about?

- That's what we're suing for. They'll offer us $100,000. We settle for a quarter of a million.

- I gotta go to the can.

- Stay where you are. I'll bring it to you.

- What are you tryin' to pull? I'm perfectly all right.

- One thing I hate is a patient who makes his own diagnosis.

- This is ridiculous. There's nothin' wrong with me.

- That's what you think.

- Not only can't you move your hand and your leg, but you had this concussion, so now you've got a ringing in your ears and double vision.

- How many of me do you see?

- One. One cheap, chiseling, shyster lawyer who, of all people, had to marry my sister.

- Nice talk. I'm handing you a quarter of a million dollars on a silver platter.

- Don't want the money. Don't want the silver platter. I just...

- What's the matter? You feel sorry for insurance companies? They got so much money they don't know what to do with it. They've run out of storage space. They have to microfilm it.

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A man says he's paralyzed, we simply throw him in the snake pit. If he climbs out, then we know he's lying. -And if he doesn't climb out? -Then we have lost a patient, but we have found an honest man.

Hey, fasten your seat belt. Those things go eight miles an hour.

Before we're through with them, we'll have them begging for mercy. -Who's them? -That I haven't figured out yet. But don't go away. I'll think of an angle.

Sorry. Things are a little messy around here. You see, my secretary got married. -Oh, really? -Yeah, 10 years ago, to me.

Fake! All these newfangled machines. Fake! They prove nothing. In the old days, we used to do these things better.

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Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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