- What do the X-rays show?
- Kind of curious myself. I was sitting on the 40-yard line. Oy, gevalt!

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9 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:23:48 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- The funny thing is, she still cares about you.

- The hell she does.

- Did you hear her? Did you hear her on the phone? She was practically crying.

- The next time she calls and she hears what shape you're in, mangled and helpless, she's gonna hop the first plane from New York.

- You play along with me, Harry, and you'll get your wife back.

- Who wants her?

- You do. Because you still love her.

- So we open the kid up and what do you think we find? Three buttons, a thumbtack, and 27 cents in change. Parents couldn't afford to pay for the operation so I kept the 27 cents.

- I'm Dr. Krugman. How are you feeling today?

- Oh, pretty good.

- He means, considering.

- What do the X-rays show?

- Kind of curious myself. I was sitting on the 40-yard line. Oy, gevalt!

- You said it, Doctor.

- Sister, would you mind cranking the bed down?

- What's the matter?

- My back! Crank it up! Crank it up!

- Does it hurt much?

- I should hope so. He's got a compressed vertebra.

- I've got what?

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A man says he's paralyzed, we simply throw him in the snake pit. If he climbs out, then we know he's lying. -And if he doesn't climb out? -Then we have lost a patient, but we have found an honest man.

Hey, fasten your seat belt. Those things go eight miles an hour.

Before we're through with them, we'll have them begging for mercy. -Who's them? -That I haven't figured out yet. But don't go away. I'll think of an angle.

Sorry. Things are a little messy around here. You see, my secretary got married. -Oh, really? -Yeah, 10 years ago, to me.

Fake! All these newfangled machines. Fake! They prove nothing. In the old days, we used to do these things better.

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Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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