Two will get you twelve.
3 seconds sound clip from the The Sin of Harold Diddlebock movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:37:17 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You've always looked like that. At least ever since I've known you.
- Oh, it ain't so bad as all that.
- It's worse. Why I wouldn't trust a face like that to empty a spitoon.
- And where is there a barber and a gents furnishing outfit?
- This is a calamity that must be repaired immediately.
- Don't you think you better sit down a little while first?
[...]