There was this man sneaking around my garage. I said, look here mister, you want to replace your old narrow gap spark plugs with the sensational new wide gap Autolite resistor spark plugs.

12 seconds sound clip from the Consequence (1949) classic radio play.

You can hear this line at 00:12:01 in the radio play.

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- Joe! Joe! I'm going with.

- Phil, you haven't...

- No, it's all right, it's all right, Joe I'll tell you later.

- But we're free, Joe, we're free! I'm dead... I'm... I mean, Dr. Philip Martin, he's dead.

- For suspense, Autolite is bringing you James Stewart in radio's outstanding theater of thrills, Suspense.

- Hello, heard you caught a burglar at your house last night.

- I sure did.

- There was this man sneaking around my garage. I said, look here mister, you want to replace your old narrow gap spark plugs with the sensational new wide gap Autolite resistor spark plugs.

- Why, those wide gap Autolite resistor spark plugs will make your engine idle smoother, give you better performance on leaner gas mixtures, actually save gas.

- And what did he say?

- Well, holding him firmly with my thumb between his teeth, I said the newly developed exclusive 10000 ohm Autolite resistor found in no other automotive type spark plug increases electrode life 200 percent and more.

- You said all that to a burglar?

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