The Danny Kaye Radio Show Quotes with Sound ClipsQuotes with audio clips from the old-time radio program "The Danny Kaye Show" which ran from Jan. 1945 to May 1946 on CBS.Actors: Danny Kaye, Eve Arden, Lionel Stander[Amazon link] #ad
2 She got her head caught in a frankfurter bun. -Was the bun empty? -No, there was a hot dog in it. -Well, thank Heavens she ain't trapped in there without food.— (Danny Kaye), (Lionel Stander)
3 I bring news from Brooklyn. -Where'd you get it? -The Daily Eagle just flew by...— (Lionel Stander)
4 On this here day of my coronation here, I feel I oughta say something to you that comes straight from the heart. So I say to you all... Sheddap!— (Danny Kaye)
5 What, me! The King of Brooklyn, the cultural center of the universe, marry a barbarian? Never!— (Danny Kaye)
6 Gee, it's wonderful, ain't it? A baby flying three thousand miles. And look, he's all dressed for the plane trip, too. He's wearing a three-cornered parachute!— (Lionel Stander)
7 Why, Miss, don't you think my voice is cute? -I think it's perfect... for calling a taxi. Now call one and let's get back to the hotel.— (Lionel Stander), (Eve Arden)
10 Kitchy, kitchy, koo. -He don't understand that, mister. He's a Russian baby you've got to say kitchy-kitchy-kooski! But you wouldn't know that.— (Lionel Stander)
