The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show Quotes with Sound ClipsQuotes with audio clips from the old-time radio program "The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show" which ran from 1948 to 1954 on NBC.Actors: Alice Faye, Phil Harris[Amazon link] #ad
1 Yes. Yes indeed. For Christmas, I can see him putting two small tubes of dental floss under the tree.— (Phil Harris)
2 Are ya gonna be selfish? You gonna think of the world, or yourself? -Yes. I think the world o' myself.— (Phil Harris)
3 This is a nice medical discovery you made. What's it supposed to do, blow up the germs?— (Phil Harris)
4 Captivated? You got a personality that sparkles like a hangnail. There's gotta be another reason.— (Phil Harris)
6 They'd have to be crazy to try to get rid o' me! I'm the greatest thing since rubber gloves!— (Phil Harris)
8 In fact, we've seen young fellows like you grow up, get married, and start buying drug products for their own families.
9 Uh, pay no attention to Professor Harris. He's been working on the atom bomb, and he's a little radioactive.
10 When we get in the store, you better let me do the talking. If we don't sound like professionals, they won't sell us anything.
