The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show Quotes with Sound ClipsQuotes with audio clips from the old-time radio program "The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show" which ran from 1948 to 1954 on NBC.Actors: Alice Faye, Phil Harris[Amazon link] #ad
1 Yes. Yes indeed. For Christmas, I can see him putting two small tubes of dental floss under the tree.— (Phil Harris)
2 Are ya gonna be selfish? You gonna think of the world, or yourself? -Yes. I think the world o' myself.— (Phil Harris)
3 This is a nice medical discovery you made. What's it supposed to do, blow up the germs?— (Phil Harris)
4 Captivated? You got a personality that sparkles like a hangnail. There's gotta be another reason.— (Phil Harris)
6 They'd have to be crazy to try to get rid o' me! I'm the greatest thing since rubber gloves!— (Phil Harris)
7 You discovered a new drug? -Yes, sir! And we want you to be the first to try it. Just think! If it's successful, your name will go down as one o' the bravest men in medical history! You'll be a martyr, a man of destiny!— (Phil Harris)
