Oh, why me? Ah, it's been a long time since you and I had the same dreams, Ted.

8 seconds sound clip from the Consequence (1949) classic radio play.

You can hear this line at 00:04:16 in the radio play.

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- Good night darling don't bother coming to the door now. I'll phone you tomorrow night.

- Bye, Gwen.

- Have a good trip, Ted bye. Goodbye.

- You're a lucky man, Phil.

- Am I?

- Well, I suppose you know that the main reason I came to this shindig at all was to see you

- Oh, why me? Ah, it's been a long time since you and I had the same dreams, Ted.

- You haven't lost them though. You're still in there pitching.

- Oh sure. Yes, yes.

- Private practice, 2 cars in the garage, 2 chickens in the pot. That's the kind of ball I've been pitching for the last 10 years and it's the kind I'll keep on pitching until some other Doc says coronary thrombosis, and they carry me out.

- You can't kid me, Phil. You're happy.

- I just about given up the idea that there was such a thing as a happy man.

- And now you think you've found one?

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