You're joking. I don't even know how to handle a rifle.

5 seconds sound clip from the Destination Freedom - Peace Mediator classic radio play.

You can hear this line at 00:21:24 in the radio play.

Quote context

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- And then had gone back again to learn more from the people of West and North Africa.

- But when the war came, he was called into the Office of Strategic Services, and he wondered why.

- You can stop wondering, doctor. We want you in the Strategic Services for a job that's highly confidential at the present time.

- Can you tell me what it is?

- We'll have to.

- The Allied Army is planning to invade North Africa. That doesn't surprise you?

- Yes, it does.

- Well, to put things plainly, we want you to help plan this North Africa invasion.

- You're joking. I don't even know how to handle a rifle.

- That's what I told General Eisenhower. But he believes that somehow your knowledge of the peoples of North Africa will help smooth the way for our troops.

- I think I see what you mean.

- Then you see more than I do.

- I don't know what the general had in mind, but he told us to let you think it over and to ask you for a recommendation in twenty-four hours.

- You see, we haven't much time.

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