- You're really not a shoplifter, are you?
- Well, would it matter very much if I were?

6 seconds sound clip from the The Moon's Our Home (1941) classic radio play.

You can hear this line at 00:37:50 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- Hello, darling.

- Hello, darling.

- Any regrets?

- Not yet.

- Are ya happy?

- I think so.

- I am very happy.

- I'm so glad.

- Except for one thing, Sarah. There's something I must tell you.

- Oh, let it keep until tomorrow, please? You see, I have something to tell you, too.

- Well, tell me now.

- Well, even if I wanted to, I couldn't now.

- You're really not a shoplifter, are you?

- Well, would it matter very much if I were?

- Oh, not tonight. Perhaps tomorrow. Perhaps not at all ever.

- Oh, my darling. Kiss me, darling.

- Oh, Sam. Sam... Sam, what is it?

- Holy smokes, that perfume again! You've got that perfume on your neck!

- Well, what's the matter with it?

- I can't stand it! I'm getting sick!

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