23 Oxymoron Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips

Last updated on: September 4, 2025

A selection of oxymoron quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 A masterpiece of construction built upon the ruins of the masterpiece of destruction. The masterpiece of murder.

Bela Lugosi as Dr. Vitus Werdegast in The Black Cat (1934)

2 I'd have to be twice my size to even be small.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 And the current champion is in the last place one would expect to find him, which is last place.

Owl in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 You're getting him moving faster, all right... slowly.

Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

5 By using very small bait, I can be sure I won't catch too very large a fish.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

6 It certainly is a very small bed, for such a very frightening dream.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 And we got too much time to waste to stand here doin' things.

Jim Cummings as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

8 There isn't anything in this world quite so exhausting as relaxing.

Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

9 Well, say. How about that? You've gotten big. In a very small sorta way.

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

10 I name you, before I forget, the Knight to Remember.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

23 Oxymoron Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips

1 A masterpiece of construction built upon the ruins of the masterpiece of destruction. The masterpiece of murder.

2 I'd have to be twice my size to even be small.

3 And the current champion is in the last place one would expect to find him, which is last place.

4 You're getting him moving faster, all right... slowly.

5 By using very small bait, I can be sure I won't catch too very large a fish.

6 It certainly is a very small bed, for such a very frightening dream.

7 And we got too much time to waste to stand here doin' things.

8 There isn't anything in this world quite so exhausting as relaxing.

9 Well, say. How about that? You've gotten big. In a very small sorta way.

10 I name you, before I forget, the Knight to Remember.

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