26 Oxymoron Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 I name you, before I forget, the Knight to Remember.

Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh; Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

12 Why, that's so confusing, even I understand it.

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

13 Behold the dawn of a new error.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

14 Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!

Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story 3

15 Have a rotten birthday! -Happy grouchness. -Yeah, get sick soon!

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

16 A masterfully understated observation, especially when you consider it's coming from a total idiot.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

17 Happy sour 16!

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

18 Welcome the rich man. He's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss.

Quote from Spirited Away

19 Now remember: no noise, no vibrations.

Quote from Tremors (1990)

20 Central Intelligence Agency... Now, there's a contradiction in terms.

Scott Glenn as Bart Mancuso in The Hunt for Red October