24 Oxymoron Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

A selection of oxymoron quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 Why, that's so confusing, even I understand it.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

12 Behold the dawn of a new error.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

13 Why, it's stupend-i-ous. It's collosical. It's downright disastrous!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

14 Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!

Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story 3

15 A masterfully understated observation, especially when you consider it's coming from a total idiot.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

16 It's a new explosive that makes no noise. It's called silentmite.

Julie Newmar as Catwoman in Batman (1966)

17 I'd rather be insane and alive than sane and dead.

Cornel Wilde as Leonard Diamond in The Big Combo (1955)

18 Have a rotten birthday! -Happy grouchness. -Yeah, get sick soon!

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

19 Happy sour 16!

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

20 That's disgusting. -And delicious.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

24 Oxymoron Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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