26 Oxymoron Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of oxymoron quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 Why, that's so confusing, even I understand it.

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

12 Behold the dawn of a new error.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

13 Why, it's stupend-i-ous. It's collosical. It's downright disastrous!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

14 Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!

Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story 3

15 A masterfully understated observation, especially when you consider it's coming from a total idiot.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

16 Welcome the rich man. He's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss.

Quote from Spirited Away

17 It's a new explosive that makes no noise. It's called silentmite.

Julie Newmar as Catwoman in Batman (1966)

18 I'd rather be insane and alive than sane and dead.

Quote from The Big Combo (1955)

19 Have a rotten birthday! -Happy grouchness. -Yeah, get sick soon!

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

20 Happy sour 16!

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland