77 Paraprosdokian Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of paraprosdokian quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

12 It's about time that people learn about their failures and my successes.

Maximilian Schell as Dr. Hans Reinhardt in The Black Hole (1979)

13 That was no explosion. That was my papa.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

14 I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.

Ving Rhames as Cobra Bubbles in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

15 I'm alive, you bastards, and I always will be. And I've come to give you 3000 dollars.

Eli Wallach as Tuco in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

16 Now, the one man who made a difference five times before, is about to make a difference again. Only this time, it's different.

Ben Stiller as Tugg Speedman in Tropic Thunder (2008)

17 Cheer up, Face. Remember, it's always darkest just before it goes totally black.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

18 Well, it's really none of my business, dear, so I'll give you some advice.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

19 Royalty? You've never met royalty? And just whom do you think stands before you, my cherub?

Frank Gorshin as The Riddler in Batman (1966)

20 Yes sister, you're quite right there. I should be killed. The only trouble is nobody can do it.

Quote from The Woman Avenger (1980)

77 Paraprosdokian Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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