77 Paraprosdokian Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of paraprosdokian quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

21 The time to make up your mind about people... is never.

Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

22 If I wanna stay alive, no one will ever kill me.

Quote from Game of Killers (1978)

23 Hey, where'd you learn to fight like that? -Drinking tea from an empty cup.

James Franciscus as Mike Longstreet in Longstreet

24 That nose ain't never been broken. 64 fights. I've had guys bustin' on it, chewin' on it, twistin' it, punchin' it. I mean, whack! Boom! These guys, they hittin' my nose all the time. Never broken. I'm very proud of that. Isn't that rare? That's rare.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky (1976)

25 I cannot kill my friend. Kill my friend.

Ben Kingsley as Cosmo in Sneakers (1992)

26 Not that it's important, but it's important.

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Frosty's Winter Wonderland

27 I didn't even know what I wanted, and now I'm sure not to get it.

John Fiedler as Piglet in A Very Merry Pooh Year

28 Oh, we need to keep our strength up for sleeping.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

29 Hello! Is anybody here? -No!

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

30 Fun? Did you say fun? This is a party! Who said anything about fun?

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

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