77 Paraprosdokian Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of paraprosdokian quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

61 Nervous? -Yes. First time? -No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

62 Mr. Striker, I know nothing about flying, but there's one thing I do know. You're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it.

Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

63 Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle. Just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Robert Stack as Capt. Rex Kramer in Airplane (1980)

64 Beekeeper? I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don't imagine you employ any bee-freers, do you?

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

65 Where? Where is that euphemism?

Hans Conried as The Grinch in Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977)

66 Look, he's a spy and I'm a spy. He work for me. I want him to find out something but he no find out what I wanna find out. Now how am I gonna find out what I wanna find out if he no find out what I gotta find out?

Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

67 I think you killed him, Ruby. -Maybe not. Sometimes older people take naps in the middle of the day.

Michael Catalano as Charlie Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

68 Are you all right, former Chief Inspector? -Yes!

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

69 To be or not to be, that is the question. What do you say, what do you say? -Do you mind repeating the question?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

70 Oops, it's true, love is a many-splintered thing.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

77 Paraprosdokian Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

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