83 Movie Quotes about Parenting (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 4, 2025

Memorable quotes about parenting, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

2 Keep these creatures occupied for the next hour. Take them for a walk. Anything!

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 Uh-uh-uh! Escaping from your bedroom again?

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 I, who keep you, teach you, feed you, dress you. I, who look upon you without fear.

Tom Hulce as Quasimodo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

5 Suffering succotash. I'm a mother.

Sylvester The Cat in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

6 And Son, don't never, ever trust whitey.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

7 Why do they call it babysitting? We're not babies. -It is most patronizing.

Roo From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

8 Ah. You're only confusing the boy. Before you're through, he'll be so mixed up, he'll be wearing his shoes on his head.

Archimedes From The Sword In The Stone in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

9 You didn't leave the girl down in the cave long enough.

Geraldine Page; Geraldine Page as Madame Medusa in The Rescuers (1977)

10 Your son made it, Mama. He's a success.

Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)