114 Movie Quotes about Parenting with AudioUpdated: Oct 3, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Our children will be the strongest, the smartest, the bravest, not to mention the best looking. Why, they'll be just like me. Tim Curry as Drake The Evil Penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin 2 You don't have a way with children. You must gain their confidence, make them like you. -Yeah? How do you do that? -You force them to like you, idiot! Geraldine Page as Madame Medusa; Geraldine Page in The Rescuers (1977) 3 Keep these creatures occupied for the next hour. Take them for a walk. Anything! Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 4 My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 5 Uh-uh-uh! Escaping from your bedroom again? Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 6 I, who keep you, teach you, feed you, dress you. I, who look upon you without fear. Quote from The Hunchback of Notre Dame 7 Tommy's a bad kid, a bad seed. What am I supposed to do? Shoot him? -That wouldn't be a bad idea. Quote from Goodfellas 8 Suffering succotash. I'm a mother. Sylvester The Cat in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts 9 And Son, don't never, ever trust whitey. Quote from The Jerk 10 Why do they call it babysitting? We're not babies. -It is most patronizing. Roo in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Page 1 of 12 1 2 3 ► >>