114 Movie Quotes about Parenting with Audio – Page 3Updated: Oct 3, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 21 This is my boy. I'm the only one who can yell at him. Where the hell you been? John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000) 22 Oh, man. My dad is gonna smash me like a bug. Quote from A Goofy Movie (1995) 23 What is this minibar charge? -Honey, the kids threw the minibar out the window. -And that's our fault? -Well... Steve Buscemi as Wayne in Hotel Transylvania 24 Nice parenting. -Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk. Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy 25 Are you insane? Taking Baby hunting would be dangerous. -Well, leaving him with me is no picnic. Charles Fleischer as Roger Rabbit; April Winchell in Roger Rabbit Shorts 26 Shut up! I'm tryna get the little brat to sleep. Do ya mind? Burt Reynolds as Charlie B. Barkin in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) 27 I don't know, Goof. Somethin's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents. Well, for all you know, he's runnin' around with some gang, and stealin' stuff, and causin' riots and... Jim Cummings as Pete in A Goofy Movie (1995) 28 Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments. -That would be nice. Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 29 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese! Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980) 30 All right. All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and shove it in. Darren McGavin as Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983) Page 3 of 12 << ◄ 2 3 4 ► >>