80 Movie Quotes about Parenting (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Sep 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about parenting, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything.

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

2 Keep these creatures occupied for the next hour. Take them for a walk. Anything!

Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 Uh-uh-uh! Escaping from your bedroom again?

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 I, who keep you, teach you, feed you, dress you. I, who look upon you without fear.

Quote from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

5 Suffering succotash. I'm a mother.

Sylvester The Cat in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

6 And Son, don't never, ever trust whitey.

Quote from The Jerk

7 Why do they call it babysitting? We're not babies. -It is most patronizing.

Roo in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

8 Ah. You're only confusing the boy. Before you're through, he'll be so mixed up, he'll be wearing his shoes on his head.

Archimedes in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

9 You didn't leave the girl down in the cave long enough.

Quote from The Rescuers (1977)

10 Your son made it, Mama. He's a success.

Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)