84 Movie Quotes about Parenting (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Oct 31, 2025

Memorable quotes about parenting, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 Hey, you! Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

42 You gotta be a magician to keep a kid's attention more than two minutes nowadays.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

43 Son, now that you're going' out into the world, there's something' you should know. You see that? -Yeah. -That's _. -And this, Shinola. -_. Shinola.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

44 I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond when you yell at him. -Then why are you yelling at me? -Because you don't listen. -I'm not listening to this.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

45 Look, I'm licked. I'll be a father to him. I'll wipe his nose and brush his teeth. I'll buy him a bicycle. I'll take him camping. I'll push him in a baby carriage. I'll be a mother to him. How's that?

Humphrey Bogart as Andrew Morton in Knock on Any Door (1949)

46 How many of you all want to be like me one day? Okay, then. Obey your mother and fathers. Get your schoolwork. Don't drink. Don't smoke. Stay out of bad gangs. You hear me?

Muhammad Ali in The Greatest (1977)

47 Don't arrest those children. It was my fault. I gave them the toys.

Mickey Rooney as Kris Kringle in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

48 I have devoted myself to the children. For in all this world, there is nothing so beautiful as a happy child.

Kris Kringle in The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (1985)

49 I read an article about this. All children are hideous at the age of eight. It's quite normal.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

50 Oh, my son. My son! What have they done with you? I've failed him as a father!

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

84 Movie Quotes about Parenting (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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