80 Movie Quotes about Parenting (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Sep 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about parenting, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 No. After four o'clock, I can't tell you anything about my son. -Why not after four o'clock? -Because, after tasting the wine all day, after four o'clock I can't remember my son, let alone tell you anything about him.

Quote from Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

52 You kids shouldn't play so rough, somebody's gonna start crying.

Michael Madsen as Vic Vega Mister Blonde in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

53 Oh, man. My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.

Quote from A Goofy Movie (1995)

54 And I don't think we're paying enough attention to our children! -Dad! -Ben, would you please stop interrupting? We're trying to have a family discussion here.

Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

55 I'm warning you now, boy. Any funny business, any at all... and you won't have any meals for a week. Get in.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

56 And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. In fact, she's decided to throw them all away.

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

57 I'm just your babysitter. So, when you need your diaper changed... Let me know and I'll get you a bottle, okay?

Quote from Iron Man (2008)

58 I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a TV screen. If they see violence, they'll become violent. If they see someone stick up a bank, they'll stick up a bank. Heroin. You name it.

Quote from Slap Shot (1977)

59 Peter, don't pull the cat's tail. You have a cruel streak in you. I don't know where you get it.

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

60 Like any child, Junior listens to what he's told and imitates his parents. Right now, his parents are you and me. -Ha! A couple of fine examples we are.

Quote from Dimension X