Peter Sellers Movie Quotes & Lines – 237 Classics (+ Audio) - page 22

Updated: Feb 23, 2026

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211 Have you anything to say? -Could you lend me 50 francs?

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

212 Cato is in hospital. They nearly blew his little yellow skin off.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

213 My watch seems to have stopped. Probably due to the explosion.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

214 Do not come in. I am just putting my tools away.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

215 As I surmised, a slight malfunction with your phone which I have repaired.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

216 Bag, sir? -No, thank you. This bag never leaves my hand.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

217 You must be a very good skier. -Well, I started when I was a mere babe in arms. I could ski before I could even crawl.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

218 There is no need to leave on my account. -There's need to leave on my account.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

219 Yes, and I can understand your feeling under the circumstances. Absolutely. Yes, that is quite right. But I must say to you, sir, whatever your feelings are, you must not call me here at any hour of the night or day, even in an emergency.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

220 Did I understand you just said you were leaving on the next plane? -Regrettably, yes. Yes. One of life's little tragedies, you know. -Oh.

As Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)