90 Movie Quotes about Pets (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Mar 16, 2026

Memorable quotes about pets, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

81 You know what? I'll bet every kid in America would like to have one of these. They might even replace the dog as the family pet.

Hoyt Axton as Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

82 We once were pets, but now we're food. We won't stay fresh for very long, so eat us before we finish this song.

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

83 These are pets, of course. Not quite domesticated.

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

84 Hairless pets. Weird.

Bill Murray as Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters II

85 Any pets? -Yeah, we had a dog. He ran away when I was a kid. I never knew him.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

86 It's a Vietnamese potbellied pig. They make darling pets. Don't you? Don't you?

Reese Witherspoon as Evelyn Williams in American Psycho

87 But... But Madame's... Well, she's just another human. You're just her house pets.

Eva Gabor as Duchess in The Aristocats

88 I told you it was a bad road. It's killed a lot of pets, made a lot of kids unhappy.

Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed in Pet Sematary (1989)

89 You, fruitcake! No pets allowed!

Kevin Conroy as Batman in Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero

90 I don't work in no house where they got no pets, so you might as well get rid of one if you got one.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)