22 Movie Quotes about Pie (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 7, 2025

Memorable quotes about pie, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Think soothing thoughts. Rabid bats, black death. Mummy's scorpion pie. Mother!

Bette Midler as Winifred Winnie Sanderson; Bette Midler as The Sanderson Sisters; Kathy Najimy as Mary Sanderson; Bette Midler as Winifred "Winnie" Sanderson in Hocus Pocus

2 Turkey, lobster sweet potato pie, pancakes piled up 'til they reach the sky.

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Fun and Fancy Free

3 Wait a minute, wait a minute, ya crazy fools! You gonna lose your heads over a gooseberry pie?

Stuart Buchanan as Grumpy Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1938)

4 Well, all right. We'll let her stay. But... just 'til we get that pie! -Hooray!

Stuart Buchanan as Grumpy Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1938)

5 Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun and make the strawberry-lemon pie? -The Candy Man? -The Candy Man. The Candy Man can.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

6 Cherry pies.

Dick Van Dyke as Caractacus Potts in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

7 In that case, this is most definitely a recipe for coconut cream pie.

Owl From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

8 It was Jack Horner's pie which was big as the sky. And when Humphrey hit it... I don't want to quibble... The splash was so big, it was... horribibble!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

9 You know what? On second thought, make my omelet a meat pie.

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

10 Christopher Columbus! What a breakfast! Look! Kidney pie and sausage! Popovers and... and coffee! And everything!

June Allyson as Jo March; Rhoda Williams as Amy March in Little Women (1950)

22 Movie Quotes about Pie (+ Sound Clips)

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