24 Movie Quotes about Pie (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Dec 2, 2025

Memorable quotes about pie, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Think soothing thoughts. Rabid bats, black death. Mummy's scorpion pie. Mother!

Bette Midler as Winifred Winnie Sanderson; Bette Midler as The Sanderson Sisters; Kathy Najimy as Mary Sanderson; Bette Midler as Winifred "Winnie" Sanderson in Hocus Pocus

2 Chicken pies?- Yes, but... -I don't want to be a pie. I don't like gravy.

Babs From Chicken Run in Chicken Run

3 Turkey, lobster sweet potato pie, pancakes piled up 'til they reach the sky.

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Fun and Fancy Free

4 Wait a minute, wait a minute, ya crazy fools! You gonna lose your heads over a gooseberry pie?

Stuart Buchanan as Grumpy Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1938)

5 Well, all right. We'll let her stay. But... just 'til we get that pie! -Hooray!

Stuart Buchanan as Grumpy Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1938)

6 It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out. -Ooh! What kind of pies? -Apple. -My favorite! -Chicken pies, you great lummox!

Miranda Richardson as Mrs Tweedy; Miranda Richardson as Mr Tweedy in Chicken Run

7 Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun and make the strawberry-lemon pie? -The Candy Man? -The Candy Man. The Candy Man can.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

8 Cherry pies.

Dick Van Dyke as Caractacus Potts in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

9 In that case, this is most definitely a recipe for coconut cream pie.

Owl From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

10 It was Jack Horner's pie which was big as the sky. And when Humphrey hit it... I don't want to quibble... The splash was so big, it was... horribibble!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

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