21 Movie Quotes about Potatoes (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

Memorable quotes about potatoes, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Not him. I think this potato needs to learn himself some manners. Take him to the box.

Ned Beatty as Lotso in Toy Story 3

2 Okay, okay, on second thought... Make my potatoes a salad.

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

3 One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Four. Five potato. Six potato. Seven potato, more.

Chris Sanders as Stitch in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

4 Potatoes. You've got to be poor to eat potatoes. Really poor.

Eli Wallach as Tuco in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

5 Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

6 Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples. Is dancing. Is music. Is potatoes.

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

7 Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

8 What kind of a Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where's the turkey, Chuck? Don't you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where's the mashed potatoes? Where's the cranberry sauce? Where's the pumpkin pie?

Christopher DeFaria as Peppermint Patty in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973)

9 Sweet potato! Who do you think you're talking to? I have over 30 accessories, and I deserve more respect...

Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head in Toy Story 3

10 I don't want no potatoes. You know mashed potatoes give me gas.

Eddie Murphy as Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

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