19 Movie Quotes about Potatoes (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: July 3, 2025

Memorable quotes about potatoes, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Okay, okay, on second thought... Make my potatoes a salad.

Quote from The Emperor's New Groove

2 One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Four. Five potato. Six potato. Seven potato, more.

Quote from Lilo & Stitch (2002)

3 Potatoes. You've got to be poor to eat potatoes. Really poor.

Eli Wallach as Tuco in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

4 Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?

Quote from The Emperor's New Groove

5 Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples. Is dancing. Is music. Is potatoes.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

6 Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?

Quote from The Emperor's New Groove

7 What kind of a Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where's the turkey, Chuck? Don't you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where's the mashed potatoes? Where's the cranberry sauce? Where's the pumpkin pie?

Peppermint Patty in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973)

8 I don't want no potatoes. You know mashed potatoes give me gas.

Eddie Murphy as Grandma Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

9 French-fried potatoes? - Yep, French fries. How much you want for 'em?

Billy Bob Thornton as Karl Childers in Sling Blade (1996)

10 Was I ever crazy about him. 2:00 in the morning he sent me down for hot dogs and potato salad. They were out of potato salad, so I brought coleslaw. So he threw it right in my face.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar in Some Like It Hot

19 Movie Quotes about Potatoes (Sound Clips)

1 Okay, okay, on second thought... Make my potatoes a salad.

2 One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Four. Five potato. Six potato. Seven potato, more.

3 Potatoes. You've got to be poor to eat potatoes. Really poor.

4 Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?

5 Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples. Is dancing. Is music. Is potatoes.

6 Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?

7 What kind of a Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where's the turkey, Chuck? Don't you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where's the mashed potatoes? Where's the cranberry sauce? Where's the pumpkin pie?

8 I don't want no potatoes. You know mashed potatoes give me gas.

9 French-fried potatoes? - Yep, French fries. How much you want for 'em?

10 Was I ever crazy about him. 2:00 in the morning he sent me down for hot dogs and potato salad. They were out of potato salad, so I brought coleslaw. So he threw it right in my face.

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