23 Movie Quotes about Potheads (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about potheads, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 What was that herb that excited him so?

Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula in Dracula (1931)

2 Chew it slowly. It's the good stuff.

Gerry Lopez as Subotai in Conan the Barbarian (1982)

3 Ma'am, you should never drink the bong water.

David Spade as Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

4 She must have been smoking plant vapor.

Richard Hatch as Captain Apollo in Battlestar Galactica (1978)

5 Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: don't smoke crack.

Lawrence Taylor in The Waterboy (1998)

6 Come in and smoke your heads off. There's nobody here to stop you.

Richard Percy Jones as Pinocchio in Pinocchio (1940)

7 This, I understand, could be attributed to the use of marihuana. It causes errors in time and space.

Dorothy Short as Mary Lane in Reefer Madness (1936)

8 Stoned, ripped, twisted. Good people.

Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

9 Loadies generally hang on the grassy knoll over there. Sometimes they come to class and say bonehead things, and we all laugh, of course, but no respectable girl actually dates them. -Mmm-mmm.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

10 I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly