241 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

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A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 Hey, man, you need a cab? -What's wrong with this one? -He ain't got five kids to feed.

Benny From Total Recall in Total Recall (1990)

82 Do you know why the number 200 is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my IQ.

Gene Hackman as Lex Luthor in Superman (1978)

83 When's a donkey spelled with one letter? When it's 'U'.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

84 You couldn't lead antroids to a picnic.

Frank Welker as Megatron in The Transformers (1984)

85 That's funny. I've never known a cockroach with good taste. But, I've known plenty that taste... good.

Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekewitz in An American Tail

86 Are you overtaxing the people? -Uh, no, I'm not. If I did that, may Buddha strike me down.

Quote from 10 Tigers of Shaolin

87 Well, little student-type buddy, a slalom is short for slalami. Ha, ha. Which is delicious with rye bread and mustard.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi's First Christmas (1980)

88 Ice fishing? Gee. Who'd wanna catch a piece of ice?

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi's First Christmas (1980)

89 Cranberry, could I have a strin of huckleberries? I mean, Huckleberry, could I have the string of cranberries?

Daws Butler as Augie Doggie in Yogi's First Christmas (1980)

90 Baa! Baa! -I am Gabriel, Mary, and I couldn't hear you because of the sheep.

Jamie E. Smith as Charlie Brown in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

241 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

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