17 Movie Quotes about Qualifications (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Aug 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about qualifications, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I know what you're thinking: He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us. And you are right.

Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)

2 Now, what do you think? You think I'm qualified?

Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

3 Would the vocal emissions of a laryngitic crow be qualifications? Yes, then, perhaps, you could've been.

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull in The Comedy of Terrors

4 Along with qualifications, I presume that methods have changed little since the days of Moses. -That's very true. They remain essentially unchanged.

Robert Montgomery as Richard Hannay in The 39 Steps (1937)

5 I know all I need to know about playing golf. It's a game they play with 18 holes. I been working in the sewers for ten years. If that don't qualify me as an expert on holes, I give up.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

6 What do I do? -Yes? -What do I do? -Nothing, dear. You're not qualified. -Leave it to us.

John Cleese in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

7 Qualifications? -Rape, murder, arson and rape.

Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles (1974)

8 Qualifications? -Arson, armed robbery, mayhem.

Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles (1974)

9 Out-of-work hairdresser. Now, in what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles?

Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

10 If this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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