78 Quirky Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 8

Last updated on: July 17, 2025

A selection of quirky quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

71 If you see a lad with anything resembling mare's sweat, send him up to the green bedroom immediately.

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

72 You know what it is? He's killing bugs with Kung Fu.

Quote from Disciple of Shaolin Master (1981)

73 I wrote out a will and I gave it to the warden. I'm leaving everything to you. A pile of books. Maybe you can get something for them second hand. And a picture of my mother, in a silver frame. And a souvenir pillow from Atlantic City.

Austin Pendleton as Earl Williams in The Front Page (1974)

74 Could we talk about something else? -I don't think so. I'm incapable of small talk. But that's why you love me, right?

Bonnie Hunt in Jerry Maguire

75 I've often been in that closet. -For what reason? -Last time it was moths. -Meuths? -Moths. -Yes, meuths.

Quote from A Shot in the Dark (1964)

76 Aw, gee, thanks, uh, lion rug.

Quote from Snagglepuss (1961)

77 Okay, okay, I got a person in my closet. I've got a person in my closet. I've got a person in my closet!

Quote from Tangled

78 I like gettin' hit with hot dogs. It don't bother me none.

Quote from Joe Dirt (2001)